This is more of a blurb than a review. True Memoirs of an International Assassin is a grade B made for T.V. movie that’s free if you get streaming Netflix. Kevin James stars; he’s the only person I recognized. I always find Kevin James amusing but never outrageously funny, so I was pleasantly surprised to find myself laughing out loud during the first half hour. However, this was the bright spot in the movie, and if you’ve never struggled with creating characters and their dialog, it may not be as funny for you. Kids might like it and I don’t recall anything provocative. 46% of Rotten Tomatoes viewers liked it and the professionals gave it 3.8/10.